Take me out to the ballgame - at least when these foxy honeys are on the field. In celebration of the wide world of sport, we'd like to share eleven girls in sports jerseys.
Eva Longoria is one of those girls who winds up in a jersey pretty often, in no small part due to her marriage to Spurs point guard Tony Parker. It's kind of a shame that she had to find like six bazillion text messages from girls he was banging on his phone, but life is funny like that. At least we still have all the fond memories of her showing up for games rocking the jersey.
You know what, if I had Jenn Sterger's cell phone number, I'd probably text her pictures of my dink too. It's just what you do. The former FSU Cowgirl was hired by the New York Jets in 2008 to be the team's Gameday Host, but the rapacious textuality of Brett Favre catapaulted her into the national spotlight. I've got no complaints about that, because it means we get to see her in a cut-off jersey every so often
Kate Upton made a huge splash (no pun intended) in this year's
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, being voted "Rookie Of The Year." The leggy blonde was photographed at a celebrity softball tournament, and even though maroon isn't her color (or anybody's color, really), she looks pretty nice in the jersey. She recently made her acting debut in
Tower Heist, where she was easily the hottest girl in the movie.
Kim Kardashian has a penchant for sports dudes, even though her marriages to them don't typically work out. She was hooked up with Reggie Bush for quite some time, and she never looked better than in this seriously hot shot where the only thing she's wearing is his Saints jersey. No matter how annoying she gets, she's still in possession of an ass that can move mountains, and that's enough for us.
The Office's Jenna Fischer might not be your typical sex symbol (especially since she's massively pregnant right now), but anybody who saw her in
Blades Of Steel has to be holding some kind of crush. She's the kind of all-American hottie who looks good in a jersey, as we see here from that same damn charity softball game we just wrote about.
Gorgeous Marisa Miller is not a girl who's afraid to get sporty. The Victoria's Secret model has also made multiple
Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue appearances, and she fills out a jersey quite well. She was actually in a commercial for
Guitar Hero that didn't make it on the air because it was too sexy. What a messed-up society we live in. I can't vouch for her batting average, though.
I'm not quite sure how well Vida Guerra would perform on the soccer pitch, but any team who just installed her in the backfield in this pose would probably score enough goals to win the World Cup just from distractions alone. Here's a fun bit of trivia: she's a vegetarian. Here's another fun bit of trivia: she's insanely hot.
Let's throw an actual sportswoman in here for some giggles, shall we? Jennie Finch is a female softball player who served on the U.S. national team in both 2004 and 2008. She's probably the most famous female softball player of all time, and since retiring from the game she's appeared on
Celebrity Apprentice and other shows.
Okay, let's get back to girls who are just hot. Here's Rachel Smith, Miss USA from 2007. The lovely Panama-born model started doing pageants in her early teens and went on to rack up a pile of trophies before landing Miss USA. Since winning the tiara, she has worked as a reporter for E! before getting a permanent place on ABC's
OnTheRedCarpet.
Actress and model Lauren London certainly gets around, in more ways than one. After being linked to Lil Wayne, she's currently battling rumors that she's pregnant with The-Dream's baby. I hope not, because I don't want to see anything wrecking that slamming body. She's already made appearances in a few movies, and maybe she can make enough money to have her jersey lengthened.
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