Most Alternative Dating Sites

Let’s be honest, if you’re hoping to find your significant other through dating sites, chances are you’re a big fat looser. Still, chances are there are other desperate and lonely losers out there that are willing to take you the way you are. There are many stories about people actually finding someone through dating sites. I wonder how they manage to do so? How do you manage to go through all those wild interests that vary from nude vampire slayers to books or whatever. Who has that kind of attention span anymore? Why not funnel all of your heart’s hopes and dreams into a dating site especially tailored for you and your love for gaming or your obsession with huge jugs?

If you’re interested in looking for your soul mate through these kind of sites, abut you’d still like to save some time, here goes a list of the most alternative dating sites, giving you your more realistic options.

1. For Nerds

Video Gamer Dating

If you are a gamer and you are interested in finding your perfect match, Video Gamer Dating is the right place for you! Finding a partner who shares your obsession with video games would take away all the tension that appears when you have to pause your favorite game just to spend some “quality time” with your partner. By dating a gamer, you can share your passion for games and have fun, just like these two payed models in the picture. I’m wondering which is the ratio of men and women here?

Single Booklovers

IF your single and love reading, Single Booklovers will find you your perfect match! If you really love reading books, chances are you spent too much time on your own between closed walls and didn’t have the chance to develop your people skills or meet your soul mate. No worries! This site will help you with your intellectual chemistry.

MaiOtaku

Mai Otaku is a special dating site designed for people who love anime and manga drawings. This site has an advanced matchmaking system that selects potential partners based on their favorite styles of anime and manga. I don’t want to sound racist, but somehow I feel there are a lot of Asians here!

2. For Vampires

Vampire Lestat Dating

Vampire Lestat Dating has some really hot girls that will get your heart racing, or it won’t because you’re a vampire, right?

CyberGoth Dating

This site is owned and operated by the same mind behind the Vampire Lestat site, but with two major differences: the prominence of neon green and the audio introduction that sounds as if an alien is attempting to talk you out of an erection. It works. Expect to enter a brave-new world of colorful romantic encounters, provided that the color is neon green.

Vampire Rave

Vampire Rave is the social networking website for vampires and goths. They stake theirs claim as home for real vampires across the globe. If you’re looking for a darker gothic or vampire social network, you’ve found it.

3. For the Shameless

Marry Me Sugar Daddy

Aging, lonely men with vast fortune rarely have trouble attracting twenty-something gold diggers with zero brains, self-respect and ambitions which they compensate with amazing bodies. The process of these two groups finding each others seem so natural and spontaneous. Still, there are girls out there who thought that the process of finding their sugar daddy wasn’t easy enough, so they decided to make this dating site. At least they are honest about their intentions.

Anastasia Date

What is more sexy than a desperate woman from Russia or Ukraine which can barely understand you and is probably kept at a gunpoint and thus forced to talk to you? Let the enigmatic Anastasiadate.com trot out a long list of Russian women whose circumstances have somehow led them to a life of forced pen-pal exchanges and awkward phone calls

Ashley Madison

Can you believe that there is an actual matchmaking community for adulterers? I’m not even going to comment on this one! People, there is a divorce, you know? You don’t have to cheat on your partner. You can leave him/her and find a new one.

Further Alternatives

Product Reviews

Why waste time registering with mysterious new networks or services when so many singles are scattering their fierce opinions willy-nilly in front of every online transaction you make? User reviews are the perfect place to find people who share your tastes in DVDs or ironic t-shirts, as well as your passion for debit card transactions. Getting started is so easy! Just decide how many stars out of five you would rate Star Wars: Episode 1—The Phantom Menace 3D, then find any of the other reviewers who agree with your choice of zero.

YouTube Comments

Try finding your soul mate among many comments under your favorite YouTube video. What, the hack! You can even post a response video in which you’ll boldly state your interests. Don’t be afraid to show some skin in it too. Ladies, can show a bra strap; it’ll look dynamite in a thumbnail.

This Article

Who knows… Maybe, by the end of this article you find yourself mysteriously attracted to the author of this article, due to her great sense of humor and sense of honor which which is expressed by confessing plagiarism; because the article that you’ve just read was completely inspired by this article. I promise I’ll never do this again!